At any rate, I’m in a bit of a dither, as you might notice. yes. whirling like a dithering dervish, as it were, in a whirl. wind. or in a swirl of whirling protons in a Large Hadron Collider, as it were. yes. and that is what’s on my mind, now. the Large Hadron Collider. very exciting times, we live in. now. so exciting, it makes my head spin. i love saying that: Large Hadron Collider.
by the way, it's the collider itself which is large, not the hadrons. hadrons are very very small. but that collider, that's one big donut.
so i’ve spent the past view days here in CERN, working with my colleagues on the startup of the Large Hadron Collider. really? welllll... sort of. yes. i will now explain...
[Eddie starts downloading images to illustrate various aspects of High Energy Particle Physics, and his triumphant research expedition at CERN...
unfortunately, at this moment he accidentally stumbles on Stwallskull’s Cartoon Crypt: Directory of Vintage Monkey Cartoons:
- Swing, Monkey, Swing (1937) (Columbia)
- El Mono Relojero aka The Clock-Making Monkey (1938) (Quirino Cristiani)
- Monkey Melodies (1930) (Disney)
- The Gorilla Mystery (1930) (Disney)
- Mickey’s Mechanical Man (1933) (Disney)
- The Pet Store (1933) (Disney)
- Monkeydoodle (1931) (Les Elton)
- An Elephant Never Forgets (1934) (Fleischer)
- Betty Boop with Henry, the World’s Funniest American (1935) (Fleischer)
- Bunny Mooning (1937) (Fleischer)
- My Friend the Monkey (1939) (Fleischer)
- The Peanut Vendor (1934) (Len Lye)
- Good Little Monkeys (1935) (MGM)
- Pipe Dreams (1938) (MGM)
- Art Gallery (1939) (MGM)
- The Monkey Fleet (1936) (Manzo Miyashita)
- The Monkey Sword Masamune (1930) (Yasuji Murata)
- Momotaro’s Sky Adventure (1931) (Yasuji Murata)
- Corporal Norakuro (1934) (Yasuji Murata)
- The Dinosaur and the Missing Link (Willis O’ Brien)
- Sankichi the Monkey in The Storm Troopers (1934) (Mitsuyo Seo)
- The Mascot (1933) (Ladislaw Starewicz)
- A Day at the Zoo (1939) (Warner Brothers)
- Baseball Group of Forest (1934) (Author unknown)
- Doctor of Forest and Brave Warrior of Sanitary Gown (Year and author unknown)
anyway, he’ll be back in a couple of days to complete his report. after he's done watching cartoons.]