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Hmm, humm... first the dark matter thing, now the landing on Mars. Is there a connection? If so, I WILL FIND IT!

Perhaps the missing dark matter is actually in the form of frozen ice slushies flowing through the canals on Mars! AND, if it is cherry slushies, that would account for the color.

But wait, what about STRING THEORY?!? Could the dark slushie matter form strings? More to find out... must get back to my telescope.

more later.
mr eddie